New Car Purchase

Sen. Harry Reid goes to a local GM dealer in Washington , D.C. with the
intention of buying a brand new vehicle.

Harry looks around and finds one he likes.

After going back and forth with the salesman, Harry settles on a price of
$45,000.

Harry and the salesman go back to the office to complete the paperwork.

Harry works out a 4-year payment plan, and signs on the bottom line.

The salesman shakes Harry's hand and says, "Thanks Senator Reid, the
car will be ready for pickup in 4 years."

Harry says, "What are you talking about? Where are the keys to my
new car?"

The salesman replies, "No, you don't understand Senator. You make payments
for 4 years...

THEN we give you the car.

You know, just like your health plan."

Harry, with a choking voice, says to the salesman, "But that's not fair."

And the salesman says without any hesitation, doubt or embarrassment: 

WELL, NO SHIT!